ALL ORBLE INVITED TO NIKKI WEBSTER'S 21st PARTY!!
April 29th 2008 09:16
YES IT'S TRUE!! We can all romp up to the PARTY OF THE CENTURY (disclaimer: it may resemble an awful family doo in the burbs), and get down and party with Nikki! Fun facts about the party; it will have a pretty pink dress to wear while you are suspended by 100m crane above a flaming pool of brandy, a big surprise cake will have a special person pop out of it, (I hear a rumour that Morgan has lined someone up for this and I think it is a scone loving male...pant..sorry Raven...but there will be a gurrlie one too!), and LOTS of fabulous international stars...like....umm....oh yeah, two contestants from Big Udder...err...Big Brother, both buxom and female and incredibly interesting to talk to for hours on end...well..that is what their PR says...
Then, you must bring a HUGE present...if not, they will supply you with one, meet at first side street, and it is an empty box, but hey, acknowledge the irony there, as poor Nikki's career has become rather empty, having plummeted in popularity, (a lot of nasty people wished she had done that in the 2000 Olympics...)
Poor Nikki...just what is wrong with her? Why does EVERYONE on the industry loathe her, or like to take the piss outta her? What did she do?
Her PR is asking all the star PRs for attendees to her 21st party...they will pay $1,000- each!!!
So, lets roll people!!!
ATTENTION ORBLE MANAGEMENT, can you get a PR and ring Nikki's PR and tell them you have lots of famous and fascinating "net-stars" and "blog-stars" willing to take them up on the offer? make sure you get the thousand bucks in cash BEFORE we walk inside the party!!
So who's in for a night of special celebration with Nikki WEB-STAR??? (maybe she should go for a spider woman role...)
I'M GOING FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could this be why Nikki is unpopular? You have to pay?
Then, you must bring a HUGE present...if not, they will supply you with one, meet at first side street, and it is an empty box, but hey, acknowledge the irony there, as poor Nikki's career has become rather empty, having plummeted in popularity, (a lot of nasty people wished she had done that in the 2000 Olympics...)
Poor Nikki...just what is wrong with her? Why does EVERYONE on the industry loathe her, or like to take the piss outta her? What did she do?
Her PR is asking all the star PRs for attendees to her 21st party...they will pay $1,000- each!!!
So, lets roll people!!!
ATTENTION ORBLE MANAGEMENT, can you get a PR and ring Nikki's PR and tell them you have lots of famous and fascinating "net-stars" and "blog-stars" willing to take them up on the offer? make sure you get the thousand bucks in cash BEFORE we walk inside the party!!
So who's in for a night of special celebration with Nikki WEB-STAR??? (maybe she should go for a spider woman role...)
I'M GOING FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by RubySoho
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Poor little Ranga.
Comment by Mountain Fog
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Hi Ruby,
tee hee...actually, she is already doing that! Hence my post actually..
"Her PR is asking all the star PRs for attendees to her 21st party...they will pay $1,000- each!!!"
Poor thing...I have asked the ether for a response, about why everyone hates Nikki, but have not received any replies...
So, no one knows, or no one cares, and yet everyone is always ready to give the poor thing a verbal bashing!
It is odd, but having said that, to organize a party this way was like leaning into a left hook!
She is either brainless or her advisors are secretly trying to ruin her career!
cheers
fog
Comment by RubySoho
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Oh dear, she is offering a $1000 bribe to go to her 21st. That's so sad.