What Cocktail Would Your Partner Be?
May 22nd 2008 08:35
Think of a cocktail that sums up your partner! Is it a famous existing cocktail, or would your partner have to have one of your own design? Maybe you'd prefer to create a cocktail based on your boss? Would it have a prickly lump of cactus hanging off the rim of a giant martini glass? Or would it have lots of froth and just no substance?
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Tell us what your partner is, in the form of a cocktail and why so, if you dare!!!
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What are the special ingredients for your partner's or your boss's cocktail? Anything rather toxic included?
Maybe your partner's cocktail is exotic and spicey?
Or is it bland and boring, like a tepid glass of milk?
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And how do you prepare your cocktail?
Delicately and lovingly?
Or do you toss it across the bar room floor and get wild wombats to piss in it?
Enjoy creating your cocktails folks, and don't forget to include the ingredients!!
BOTTOMS UP!!!!
Maybe your partner is a hottee?
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Tell us what your partner is, in the form of a cocktail and why so, if you dare!!!
Is your boss A Prawn Cocktail?
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What are the special ingredients for your partner's or your boss's cocktail? Anything rather toxic included?
Maybe your partner's cocktail is exotic and spicey?
Or is it bland and boring, like a tepid glass of milk?
This lady's cocktail had a lead chaser!! How about yours?
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And how do you prepare your cocktail?
Delicately and lovingly?
Or do you toss it across the bar room floor and get wild wombats to piss in it?
Enjoy creating your cocktails folks, and don't forget to include the ingredients!!
BOTTOMS UP!!!!
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Comment by linzi
BEING YOUNG AND FOOLISH
when the travellers move in
acid colours
THE NEXT ONE IS CALLED SLOUCH CHOC POTATOE, THREE GUESSES WHY? ITS A COCKTAIL MADE UP OF SHERRY AND EARLGRAY CHOCOLATE LIQUIRE, FOLLOWED BY A BLOB OF MILKY DOUBLE CREAM,ANOTHER LASHING OF MINT LIQUIRE AND DUSTED ON TOP WITH NUTS AND CHOCCY BITS, HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS AND LITTLE FOOTBALL CHOCOLATE ICE CUBES.because the lousy fucker eats us out of house and home especially if i hide a choclate bar hell still find it , if i ask him to do anything in the house, his reply is always after a cuppa tea, if thats not enough he will help himself to apple pie and double cream and still going back for another bite of the chocolate bar whilst watching the football on the box, the hundreds and thousands are the friggin pounds hes piling on , but you know what hes still my BLESS THY SOUL DEEP DOWN
As for the boss just pour the slopps over his head there aint one worth thinking and writing about he he.
Comment by tlcorbin
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The Bitch Weasel ~ the Mother-in-Law balm
2 oz of of Barardi 151 Rum
2 oz of Everclear
4 ea Jalepenos
No ice, you want this hot and fiery and remember, drink this at the offenders abode.
Layer Rum and Everclear in a large shot glass, bottoms up.. and eat pepper; continue until the BW has faded from memory or you've barfed all over something expensive.
Or
The FOGitol ~ a Pre-tonic for those Awkward 1st Dates
2 oz of Stoly's Vodka
2 oz of Bacardi's 151 Rum
2 oz of Tanqueray Gin
2 oz of Jose Cuervo white tequila
2 oz of Triple Sec
2 oz of Yukon Jack Liqueur
2 oz of Southern Comfort
2 oz of Amaretto
1 oz of Orange Juice - more if you must
1 oz Cranberry Juice - see above
6 ea disposable large condoms, super sized is OK too,
6 ea migraine headache tablets
2 sets of earplugs - disposable
Fill shaker with ice; pour Liquor first, then orange juice and cranberry juice. Shake and serve out of condoms or as navel shots until either you both get past the awkwardness and score or pass out.
In any case: Use the earplugs and migraine tablets for the screaming and hang around (hangover to non Alaskans) the next morning.
You need more?
Raven
PS - hell no I didn't name a drink after Tisha, or it'd be named the I hate sleeping alone tonic.
Comment by Mountain Fog
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Very funny linzi!!
Love the contents and the reasons for the hubby!!
Of course the boss could always have had a "toilet bowl over the head" cocktail....first fill with sewerage, then dump on head!
cheers
fog
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love those cocktails!
The FOGitol...
sounds like it is built for me!!
cheers
fog
Comment by Ash
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Great post! Had to laugh at Ravenm`s FOGital... seems you left a few ingredients out there Raven... I mean a cocktail needs at least a LITTLE alcohol in it?!?!?!?!
If my partner were a cocktail he would be... an empty glass! That`s what happens with single people you see - you just drink RTD mixes straight from the bottle
My dream partner if he were a coctail? Well he would probably have the following ingredients:
champagne with a dash of strawberries
melted chocolate around the rim
garnished with a little chilli
and the reasons:
smooth and bubbly with a little zing
sweet, but only enough for a little taste
hot and spicy and a little unexpected
Ash
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LONG time no see! Where have you been, have not noticed any posts for ages! Or have I been dumb and missed them?
Anyhoo, glad you're back, and I think your cocktail is a goer! But then given your name, I couldn't help thinking of, the "Ashes" cocktail; either for an ex-lover who deserves being burnt at the stake, or for a current lover, who needs to 'lighten up' a bit? tee hee!
Great to see you here, and will look forward to your posts!
cheers
fog
Comment by Louie
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My partner would be a beer (premium of course honey!!!) Understated but perfectly formed for every occasion, good on hot and cold days and a flavour for every mood.
Great post....keep boozing
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cheers to that
fog
Comment by tlcorbin
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Hmmm, I thought that this playful post would resonate a bit more than it did.
Raven
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why thanks for the name sake cocktail, and yes, I too thought more than this small group would find my post amusing and join in, but no, the majority do not obviously! No matter!
Oh, and my cocktail;
The Bitter and Twisted;
freshly squeezed lemon, lime and pink grapefruit, combined with Angustura Bitters, brandy and champagne (French, or Moet & Chandon's Aussie winery version), all drenching a cup of "totally crushed" ice, and garnished with a "forget me not" flower!
For all those jilted and deserted lovers out there!! teehee!
cheers
fog
Oh, and I posted a few more berg shots yesterday!
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If only I still drank Raven, I could actually taste that cocktail, it sounds kinda nice actually, even though it is bound to make ones lips a bit puckered!!
cheers
fog
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why you uppity snob!!
Dash of peppermint Schnapps indeed!!
See!!
There is all the evidence, typed from your very own fingers, that you are, at best, only a part time Bogan, at worst, a wanna be Bogan!!
So, now, what would your REAL partner defining cocktail be...hmmmm???
waiting....
fog
Comment by Morgan Bell
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ill have you know im driving around an unregistered car while drinking that schnapps!
Comment by Mountain Fog
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AND ONCE AGAIN...driving in a car!!!
well well!! I NEVER!!
While all good Bogans are hitching, or ducking paying for a ticket on train or bus, MADAM is riding around in her own personal limousine!!!
WELL I NEVER!!!??!!!
Its enough to make a real Bogan want to hurl... (again, as they are always hurling!)
and you still didn't come up with a real cocktail...hurrumph!!
bogan with a small 'b', and a bogan-lite you, you that you are!!! HUFF!!
fog
Comment by Ash
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sheesh what is this world coming to?????
peppermint shnapps is a whole brand of hangover to itself.... what with that minty .... fresh breath in the morning... what are ya'll complaining about??????
Comment by Morgan Bell
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mix a shot of southern comfort and a shot of cointreau
room temperature
served in a tumbler glass
straight up
its warm, simple, strong and efficient
THAT sir is what a partner should be!
save all the sickly sweet, frilly, watered down stuff for your jane austen novels
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if she has one scintilla of boganity about her, Morgan would have been speaking on a mobile ... someone else's mobile!! tee hee!
cheers
fog
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so wot tizzit called?
maybe, call it a... De-Boner
love it when you are tough...
wanna thrash me baby?...pant pant...
fog