UN NOW DENIES APPOINTING ALIEN AMBASSADOR!!
September 30th 2010 13:09
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Mists swirling,
within one's mind,
gather and dissipate;
moments flicker,
into spams of fear,
then abate again,
for hatred inflicted,
bears the cancer,
of another's soul.
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Calling all Dope lovers!
September 28th 2010 17:04
What would the Nimbinites think if they saw this!?!
Here is an amusing little film that will tickle your ribs! It is a short doco made by the US Dept. of Agriculture, and it is encouraging farmers to grow hemp, that is marijuana! (They use the Mexican/Spanish root for the spelling, marihuana
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How to invade a planet.
March 21st 2010 16:18
First things first; one must have the technology to travel through space in a way that defeats the tyranny of time and distance. Then, you may decide to find a planet that looks quite fetching, something in blue, perhaps? It's an entirely subjective thing of course, but, there must be some basic prerequisites before your planetry 'purchase';
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This OBE looks wired...
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
June 4th 2009 13:25
George Bernard Shaw
This is the first of many posts on the subject of great quotes in history. It spans from the ancient Greeks and Romans, to this very day. Of course, some will be full of import and cause one to reflect as the knell of familiarity chimes deep within our dusty brain corridors, others will merely entertain, for we are but briefly visiting, in this present incarnation, so there is no time to lose in having a good old laugh, and a ponder, upon the bon mots of the wise, the humorous and the ludicrous. Enjoy! And, if you have any pet quotes, feel free to add them to the list
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Another day, another collective noun!
May 24th 2009 06:29
Well, as it seems hardly anyone wants to stretch their brains to come up with some newly coined collective nouns, it is, once again, left up to me. And so, I shall oblige with this list for today...enjoy...whomever can be bothered to read it...anyone out there?...(echo..echo..)
A hatful of milliners.
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A hatful of milliners.
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More Amusing Collective Nouns
May 20th 2009 05:01
So here I go again, continuing to ride this WILD wave of blogging success, or, should that be excess? Anyhoo, here are a few more that slopped down to my fingers from my partly petrified preservative and additive bathed frontal lobes. Enjoy..or else..umm...err... sorry.
A dumpster of Bin Ladens.
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A dumpster of Bin Ladens.
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More Collective Nouns for a larrf
May 19th 2009 14:58
Yes, here I go again, after my recent RAGING success, when I posted my first foray into the amusing world of collective nouns, some of course, would be more bemused, than amused, with my suggestions. To them, I say, each his/her own!
A prevarication of attorneys.
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A prevarication of attorneys.
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Collective Nouns with a political twist!
May 17th 2009 09:09
ENTER NEW YORK TIMES COMPETITON! Make up funny collective nouns to enter, eg; "A Bog of Bloggers!" Following, are my newly coined collective nouns for the competition. You can add your own, just enter the competition, follow the link provided.
Please feel free to add your own collective nouns here also, but only if they are not too awfully crude, or racist, homophobic etc. etc. etc[ Click here to read more ]
Please feel free to add your own collective nouns here also, but only if they are not too awfully crude, or racist, homophobic etc. etc. etc
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IRISH HUMOUR
April 5th 2009 07:53
The following joke is one of those 'forwards', so I cannot attribute it to anyone in particular, unless you own up now and tell me it is yours, I will then dedicate it to your good self!
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BLAH! BLAH!! BLAH!!!
March 21st 2009 12:55
Now, before you dismiss the title of this pithy epistle, I wish to defend its use here; many times throughout english language history has this phrase, "blah, blah, blah!" been uttered, both in jest and in jibe, both verbally and written, within many genres of literature, from the comedic and satirical, to the cartoon and juvenile, this seemingly inane and at times contemptuous utterance, "Blah, blah, blah" has appeared and entertained, with like and dislike, through the ages.
Of course, as I am no etymologist, I cannot give a definitive history of this amazing phrase for all seasons, however, I would suggest it may originate from America, most likely within a comedic context, and it has spread far and wide ever since[ Click here to read more ]
VOTE YES! For Blah! Blah!! Blah!!!
Of course, as I am no etymologist, I cannot give a definitive history of this amazing phrase for all seasons, however, I would suggest it may originate from America, most likely within a comedic context, and it has spread far and wide ever since
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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Orble World!!
March 12th 2009 11:14
Well....who would disagree? I like the cut and thrust, the parry with the parlay, in this best of all possible net-worlds, and unlike most other sites, Orble has a large Aussie contingent, of which a large percentage of their number are entertaining and literate, with a sprinkle of scintillating wit and a dab of discerning cultural taste, without which Orble would be boring, an intellectual and social gibber desert, especially if it were not for the spice and flavours added by our international brothers and sisters from America, Europe, Britain and just maybe, from a small but very potent Death Star near your neighbourhood...one needs to keep an open mind....
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Funny Forwards:
January 28th 2009 07:49
This is another one of those funny "forwards"; sent to me from my professor pal. This series of "he said she said" should tickle most of your fancies, however, a warning to all red neck, right wing chauvinist pigs, don't fly too low over this page, as you might feel your ears burning!!
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New Wine for Seniors
January 26th 2009 06:54
New Wine for Seniors: At last, the 'old dodderers' club, which I may be joining sooner than planned, have had a special vintage made for them, and only them. Well, anyone is allowed to try it, I guess, but this wine has SECRET SPECIAL PROPERTIES not found in any other wine on the planet. Scroll down and see what it is!!
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...just monkeying around...
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DIVORCE VS. MURDER
January 25th 2009 06:20
Here is another of 'those forwards', sent to me by my professor pal, who loves them! This one will appeal to the women more than the men I suspect, however, it is rather amusing so I suspect all will like it, to some degree! ENJOY!!
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Lady Justice..blind to bias...in theory anyway!
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Presidential Quotes, that leave you dumbfounded!
January 24th 2009 04:33
So, it has finally happened, we are rid of Bush, until they can get Jeb on the campaign trail (shudder). So please enjoy some great quotes from George "Dubbya" Bush, his legacy for the American nation and the world! 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
- George W. Bush
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- George W. Bush
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What makes an Aussie proud?
January 22nd 2009 05:53
It is getting near our national day of pride, so get out the eskies, fill them with your favourite drinks, scour the barbie, and dust off the deck chairs and bean bags. Oh, and maybe it would be prudent for those that love to imbibe too much, to have a few brand new plastic garbo bins about, with extra large bin liners, so as to catch those inevitable technicolour yawns that always seem to decorate the gardens of families and friends on our most auspicious day!
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We love our Aussie flag!
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INFO: International New Financial Order
November 24th 2008 12:16
INFO, the new acronym for the International New Financial Order, coined by President Hu Jintao of China, (actually he stated it as a "new international financial order", but he is Chinese and would find pithy, eye catching english acronyms difficult..so I adjusted it) President Hu Jintao, addressing the APEC conference in Lima, Peru yesterday, has put into the spotlight something that needs to be urgently addressed.
Our system is wrong and needs to be fixed. If it wasn't, we wouldn't be in this mess, thanks to the unbridled greed of the top end of town, and the tacit encouragement and approval of the governments supposedly protecting the country and its people. It is the Bush administration, and previous ones, who have let things degenerate to this level[ Click here to read more ]
Our system is wrong and needs to be fixed. If it wasn't, we wouldn't be in this mess, thanks to the unbridled greed of the top end of town, and the tacit encouragement and approval of the governments supposedly protecting the country and its people. It is the Bush administration, and previous ones, who have let things degenerate to this level
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Hairy Christmas y'all...
October 5th 2008 02:34
Here are some amusing photos to try and help you laugh away the financial blues! They were emailed to me today by a professor pal of mine. Starting with a lovely photo of Santa helping to spread some Christmas cheer, by showing everyone his own little 'Christmas tree', with hairy 'baubles' attached!
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Santa showing his Christmas baubles!
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FORWARD HUMOUR...funny or bemusing?
September 14th 2008 05:15
Here are five photographs sent to me via email. These photos will both amuse and annoy, I can assure you! The captions suggest the top three "Husbands of the Year!" Pick out your own top three husbands. Nothing ceases to amaze me, after seeing this lot!!
THIRD PLACE FOR HUSBAND OF THE YEAR goes to..... this dolt from Albania[ Click here to read more ]
THIRD PLACE FOR HUSBAND OF THE YEAR goes to..... this dolt from Albania
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one of THOSE forwards: humour methinks?
August 22nd 2008 10:10
When you have an "I Hate My Day Job" feeling, try this: (yes, it is one of THOSE forwards, however, it may just raise a smile across your sour puss, for a moment at least!
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
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On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
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