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Mists swirling, within one's mind, gather and dissipate; moments flicker, into spams of fear, then abate again, for hatred inflicted, bears the cancer, of another's soul. (copyright mountain fog 2007) NOTE: ALL WORK APPEARING IN ALL BLOGS AND ANY OTHER WORK WRITTEN UNDER MY PSEUDONYMS "MOUNTAIN FOG" OR SIGNED "FOG" ARE COPYRIGHT PROTECTED AND OWNED BY ME PERSONALLY. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. COPYRIGHT 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012. PERMISSION: ANYONE WHO WISHES TO USE ANY OF MY WORK MUST SUBMIT THE REQUEST IN WRITING SENT TO MY PERSONAL EMAIL. ALL REQUESTS MUST BE AGREED BY ME IN WRITING AND ONLY UNDER MY TERMS, eg, PROPER ACKNOWLEDGEMENT WITH REFERRAL LINK BACK TO THIS SITE.

EPIPHENOMENOM!!

August 17th 2008 07:47
Saw this word and thought of my pal Epiphanie! So cheers to dear Epiphanie and please find following what this bizarre word EPIPHENOMENOM means.

Matthäus Kern: Guardian angel, 1840

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Memorable and deeply moving music

July 31st 2008 13:00
This musical score is bound to move you, to stir something in your frozen, dorment or deadened loins. I never realized, until now, just how stimulating a sheet of music could be! Now I know why all those musos all huddle together in their music pits in theatres, and keep the audience from seeing what is on their music sheets!

real sexy music!


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FUNNY FORWARDS

July 21st 2008 14:59


Does everyone have some friends, or at least one or two, who send you amusing "FW:", that is "forwards" to your private email box? I have several, one I asked specifically if they would please, at least occasionally, send me a paragraph about how they are feeling, how life is where they are etc, instead of the continuous barrage of uninformative, albeit sometimes amusing, forwards that let on nothing about the sender and how they are travelling through life at this particular time


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Yes, a new path for me to tread here, oddball words. Some are so antiquated they seem ludicrous to the point of being amusing. Others, just seem bizarre! Then there is the odd word that attracts one's attention, because of how it is spelt.

Take this word, for instance; MORGANATIC.
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FUN QUIRKY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!

July 11th 2008 05:23
Here are some questions and answers that should provide you with a few moments of amusing escapism! WARNING!! Some answers might shock you! I bet I'm not the only one who is glad certain practices are no longer allowed!


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Today, at approximately 4-30pm, an old woman of 100 years of age was involved in an unprovoked and vicious attack on a baby!!! The terrible incident happened at the roadside in front of witnesses. What investigators at first expected to be an assault on the old woman and baby by an unknown assailant, were surprised (and deeply disgusted) to find out it was in fact the old woman who attacked the small infant, barely out of his swaddling clothes.
Nasty centenarian disguised as a harmless reindeer!


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SNAKE BITES PENIS!!!!!

June 12th 2008 14:15
According to The Daily Telegraph (Sydney) today, Daryl Zutt telephoned his mother to say farewell, after he had been bitten on his penis by a deadly brown snake! As Aussies and Kiwis, and many Americans already know, Australia is home to some of the deadliest snakes in the world. The taipan, worlds most deadliest snake, the fierce snake, the king brown, eastern brown, black snake, tiger snake, death adder, red bellied black, to name but a few, and then there are the ones in the water!
Australian Eastern Brown Snake

Photo Credit: GNU Free Documentation License wikipedia commons


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ATOMIC TEETH????

June 8th 2008 12:52
Our fangs glow in the dark!!


According to a recent article in the Daily Telegraph, if you were born in the 1950's onwards, then your teeth have absorbed Carbon-14, a residue from nuclear fallout. This is true no matter where you were born, or live in the world, for the combined fallout of hundreds of atomic bomb tests have completely covered the entire planet, to some degree


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Think of a cocktail that sums up your partner! Is it a famous existing cocktail, or would your partner have to have one of your own design? Maybe you'd prefer to create a cocktail based on your boss? Would it have a prickly lump of cactus hanging off the rim of a giant martini glass? Or would it have lots of froth and just no substance?

Maybe your partner is a hottee?

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FREUD SPEAKS FROM GRAVE!!

May 22nd 2008 04:41
And now for something light hearted that attempts to entertain, question, challenge and provoke responses from Orblers. The following quote, from Sigmund Freud, almost yells for a response! What will your response be I wonder? Balanced? Biased? Humorous? tee hee!!!

Sigmund Freud, father of Psychoanalysis

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Can you believe it? Russia has made history in space again! Multiple successful births have been announced by the Russian Space Agency. This must be a blow for NASA in particular, as that amazing scientific organization had led the world in space development for decades, but not anynore, to America's chagrin!

Space Station becomes a nursery for 30 babies!

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It is with heavy heart, that I must inform everyone, Morgan Bell has become chronically infected with the little known Bogana Virus, (Bogana Contagium Vulgaris Bacillus), and unless she is treated soon, it could become permanent, possibly fatal!!

Bogan For Life band member

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YES IT'S TRUE!! We can all romp up to the PARTY OF THE CENTURY (disclaimer: it may resemble an awful family doo in the burbs), and get down and party with Nikki! Fun facts about the party; it will have a pretty pink dress to wear while you are suspended by 100m crane above a flaming pool of brandy, a big surprise cake will have a special person pop out of it, (I hear a rumour that Morgan has lined someone up for this and I think it is a scone loving male...pant..sorry Raven...but there will be a gurrlie one too!), and LOTS of fabulous international stars...like....umm....oh yeah, two contestants from Big Udder...err...Big Brother, both buxom and female and incredibly interesting to talk to for hours on end...well..that is what their PR says...
Could this be why Nikki is unpopular? You have to pay?

Then, you must bring a HUGE present...if not, they will supply you with one, meet at first side street, and it is an empty box, but hey, acknowledge the irony there, as poor Nikki's career has become rather empty, having plummeted in popularity, (a lot of nasty people wished she had done that in the 2000 Olympics


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CAT SALAD!!!

April 29th 2008 08:39
Yes, you read correctly folks...CAT SALAD!! Ingredients: one cat, medium size, one large tomato, lettuce, I suggest a mix like ice berg for crunchiness and another exotic one for colour, cucumber, shallots, ginger, garlic, and, either, cubed watermelon and mango in summer, or, sliced radish and celery, in winter.
YUM YUM!!!!

photo credit: unappropriated image sent by email forward. If yours, tell me and I will remove it if you insist
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Defacing The School Chapel...

April 20th 2008 16:08
I was the first boy, in my school, charged with desecrating the new school chapel, during its consecration Mass, that is, at its blessing and opening! I was eight years old, in grade three, had match stick arms and legs, small noggin white haired head, and was a little 'away with the pixies', as they used to say, not fairies, that came later!

No, not my old school chapel! Reims Cathedral, France!

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A madman artist has decided to enter an Australian art competition using an American confectionary, known as "Peeps" marshmallows! Peeps come in various lurid colours and shapes, and are seasonal. Recently there were rabbit Peeps on sale.

Assorted Peeps (trademark) Products.

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FULL FRONTAL PICS (XXX Rated)

April 7th 2008 13:11
No peeking if you are not over 21, or are too religious, or are too squeemish, or prudish! Surely, we are all old enough now to accept nudity and posing full frontal? Some of you may remember, the "Page Three Girl" in our daily newspapers? She always had her boobs fully out of her attire, and big boobs they were too! HUGE BOOBS in fact! And the photo took three quarters of the page, BIG BOOBS CLOSE UPS!

Heterosexual men, and lesbians by default, always got catered for! But not my folk! No, we got bashed


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Funny how so many 'Aussie' icons in the media, sport, theatre, film, politics, to name just a few categories, are actually from New Zealand, but we still claim them as our own! Some of these I would like to keep here, like 'OUR' Russell and then, of course, there are some New Zealand may have back, alive or dead!

Joe Bjelke Petersen, is dead


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MY BLOW UP DOLL and me!

April 1st 2008 07:28
EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel you all thinking...me too! Well, no, I NEVER used it and it was a present...truly...pant pant... It was meant to be a joke, but the way the joke was played on me, nearly caused a heart attack!

Meet John! He is available on ebay right now!

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NEW AUSSIE ART PRIZE ANNOUNCED!!!!

March 29th 2008 08:58
Yes folks, you heard it on Orble first! A brand new International Art Prize, to rival the current Archibald, Sulman and Wynne Prizes, (currently showing at the New South Wales Art Gallery). These hallowed awards will soon have a rival showcase for not just Australian artists, as the current prizes only cater for, but for all artists internationally! These new art prizes will give the biennale a bang for its buck, they will make the fabled and illusive PHAART ART movement seem tame by comparison!

Drawing by Mountain Fog (1993)

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