DIVORCE VS. MURDER
January 25th 2009 06:20
Here is another of 'those forwards', sent to me by my professor pal, who loves them! This one will appeal to the women more than the men I suspect, however, it is rather amusing so I suspect all will like it, to some degree! ENJOY!!
Photo credit: Public Domain, work of USA Government. LINK
DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
I wonder who thinks up these gags? And why don't they ever want to take credit for them? If this is your work, let me know and I will accredit it accordingly!
Lady Justice..blind to bias...in theory anyway!
Photo credit: Public Domain, work of USA Government. LINK
DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,
'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
I wonder who thinks up these gags? And why don't they ever want to take credit for them? If this is your work, let me know and I will accredit it accordingly!
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Comment by Lilla
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Reminds of that old saying, it would have been easier to commit murder, I would have been out by now!
*chuckling on*
Lilla ....
Comment by Mountain Fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
yes it's a bit of a larrrfff!! And we all need something to laugh about at the moment...
cheers
fog
Comment by Cheryl J
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Comment by Mountain Fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
tee hee!!
cheers
fog