Funny Forwards:
January 28th 2009 07:49
This is another one of those funny "forwards"; sent to me from my professor pal. This series of "he said she said" should tickle most of your fancies, however, a warning to all red neck, right wing chauvinist pigs, don't fly too low over this page, as you might feel your ears burning!!
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
(OUCH!!! That last one hurts!!)
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Joke and Image Credits:
Unknown, sent anonymously by email.
If this is your funny work, picture gif or text, please let me know so I can accredit it accordingly, and link to your site. Or I shall remove it promptly, if you wish, once you prove ownership.
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
(OUCH!!! That last one hurts!!)
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Joke and Image Credits:
Unknown, sent anonymously by email.
If this is your funny work, picture gif or text, please let me know so I can accredit it accordingly, and link to your site. Or I shall remove it promptly, if you wish, once you prove ownership.
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Comment by Cheryl J
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A woman professor at uni told her class that the assignment had to be finished by Thursday. No exceptions. The only excuse she would accept is if someone was in hospital or someone died. A male student thinking he was a smarty pants asked, "what would you say if I came in and said it wasn't completed due to sexual exhaustion?", she replied quick as a wink, "then I would say write it with your other hand". Zing!
Comment by Mountain Fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
not bad Cheryl,
cheers
fog