dysphagicorblerdementiologicusabusio
April 29th 2009 11:55
The Word Sausage of today is,
dysphagicorblerdementiologicu sabusio!!!
enunciated thusly;
dys pha gic orb ler de men tio logi cus abu sio
(now say that quickly three times over...actually...don't bother..unless you need to exercise your tongue muscle...tee hee!!)
Definition:
A person having difficulty swallowing (believing and/or accepting) the ravings of a fellow Orbler who displays a lack of sound mind, by refusing to entertain a logical and dispassionate debate, thus derailing attempts of honest communication, by the use of insulting and abusive remarks.
footnote:
The stance of a disingenuous person is often to attack the 'messenger', instead of the message.
These abusive tactics are designed to avoid open and frank debate of a particular issue, either because they cannot intellectually defend their viewpoint, or, they refuse to confront their personal bias, and so they rely on methods designed to offend the sensibilities of their victim in order to derail the line of argument. They do this because they feel threatened, yet they put on a tough, often gruff exterior, in order to hide their emotional vulnerability.
Some of these people are sociopathic, they enjoy their own orgy of emotional sadism. They are spiritually bankrupt and teeter on the brink of insanity.
Otherwise, they are a thoroughly enjoyable lot, full of practical jokes and verbal jibes, but only if you like watching someone else suffer....
dysphagicorblerdementiologicu sabusio!!!
enunciated thusly;
dys pha gic orb ler de men tio logi cus abu sio
(now say that quickly three times over...actually...don't bother..unless you need to exercise your tongue muscle...tee hee!!)
Definition:
A person having difficulty swallowing (believing and/or accepting) the ravings of a fellow Orbler who displays a lack of sound mind, by refusing to entertain a logical and dispassionate debate, thus derailing attempts of honest communication, by the use of insulting and abusive remarks.
footnote:
The stance of a disingenuous person is often to attack the 'messenger', instead of the message.
These abusive tactics are designed to avoid open and frank debate of a particular issue, either because they cannot intellectually defend their viewpoint, or, they refuse to confront their personal bias, and so they rely on methods designed to offend the sensibilities of their victim in order to derail the line of argument. They do this because they feel threatened, yet they put on a tough, often gruff exterior, in order to hide their emotional vulnerability.
Some of these people are sociopathic, they enjoy their own orgy of emotional sadism. They are spiritually bankrupt and teeter on the brink of insanity.
Otherwise, they are a thoroughly enjoyable lot, full of practical jokes and verbal jibes, but only if you like watching someone else suffer....
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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you know i have tried subscribing to your blog so many times and it never seems to work, i never get to notifications
Comment by Mau-Medellin
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You even managed to surpass Shakespeare's effors; the longest word he ever used was Honorificabilitudinitatibus
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Comment by Mountain Fog
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that is very curious... you are one of a few people who have said just that!
Now, I wonder why that is, as I can subscribe to other blogs....hmmm...thinking... nope, might have to ask Jon to justify why no one is allowed to subscribe to my blog!
By the way, I have altered and added to my definition and footnote... hope it gives you a wry smile...
cheers
fog
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now I do not remember Shakespeare using that word... I was often lulled to a stupor in English class, of course... well, let's just say I was sometimes chemically imbalanced...by choice..
anyhoo, I shall look that up...vewwy interesting..
cheers
fog
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i love the word "disingenuous", good usage!
re: the subscription, i just tried again and i got a confirmation email so i will see if i get notified of your next post
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anyhoo, Honorificabilitudinitatibus literally means
"the state of being able to achieve honours".
interesting that Shakey boy chose that word, a pun therein lies, secreted away, without a glimmer of insight possible, while its creator's identity remains occluded.....
yes, that is right, I subscribe to the school that challenges the idea that, William Shakespeare was the author of his works!
Why? He had neither the time, (large family and busy business) nor the literacy, shown in his near illegible scrawled signature that displayed an unfamiliarlarity with handwriting, and so, to have penned all those magnificent works... such works that displayed the playwright's keen insight to matters of Court, all written in a time when all such was hidden behind Royal walls, closed to the commoner....
(FX: Lightning Strike, SFX: Clap of thunder, cackling of craven witches and whine of wind).
hawk for a handsaw...
bubble bubble...
Comment by Mountain Fog
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tanx, and now that I have sent Jon a demand to work out what is going on with my subs...oh well... proof will be if you get it..
Of my Word Sausage nonsense, I personally love my
last salvo;
Some of these people are sociopathic, they enjoy their own orgy of emotional sadism. They are spiritually bankrupt and teeter on the brink of insanity.
Otherwise, they are a thoroughly enjoyable lot, full of practical jokes and verbal jibes, but only if you like watching someone else suffer....
tee hee!!!
cheers
fog
Comment by Mountain Fog
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you have an excellent memory old top!
I have to write down everything I did today, for tomorrow, 'tis gone, 'tis flown a coop, hoop da loop whoop away...
cheers
fog
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and as for me, I am in the realm of the partly dead.... sigh..
fog
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Comment by Nevar
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Mau, did you drop this commenting,
Comment by Tracy
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It's a bit early for me to try and attempt any sort of speech so your word might be my afternoon challenge. I'll let you know how I go.
Love its definition!
Tracy
Comment by Mau-Medellin
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You're the only person to write
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Comment by Nevar
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But someone is and its causing more than a bit of concern.
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loooonnnnng time no type!! hehe!
Yes, it is definitely an afternoon word, maybe late or early evening, after a few belts of something storng..(not for me anymore I'm afraid!
cheers
fog
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nooooo, not 35, but ALMOST that in reverse... but look like I'm hiding a sack of spuds (out front...above the belt line regrettably), topped by a slightly jaded
Pre-Raphaelite head, entombing a mind of distant echoes..... I will stop here, beginning to sound maudlin!
cheers you cheeky chasp!
fog
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you have to have a wee bit more imagination, wit and the acumen, to bring anything near a smile, besides possessing compassion and humility, none of which you have displayed.
so piss off!!
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I think you are the first person to wonder how one would put one of my sausage words into a sentence... very good...
I have done so, maybe once I think, for an earlier sausage word, but, usually I like to see them stand alone and proud, a little like a word sculpture, but then, they do take a little after the German style, which can seemingly have a whole sentence in one word at times!
Anyway, for what it is worth, let's put it to use...
The scene opens with a small gathering at a gallery opening; lots of noise, chatter and laughter, all seemed to be in high spirits, all except one, poor, hapless and dejected type, sitting off on his own, like some dreadful old broken down brumby, cut from the good stock, in readiness for the glue factory.
The camera zooms through the gaggle and settles upon two well groomed gentlemen, coolly observing the cut and thrust of the throng around them.
"THAT man! No not him! The bald, fat, useless looking sad sack of humanity, sitting on his own over there, by the window, over there silly, the guy with the moronic vacant expression on his awful, sagging, near toothless maw!
"Oh, yes, I see him. Drooling too I think?"
Yes, he is actually. How gruesome!"
"Actually, I had a short, sharp and most unpleasant conversation with him earlier."
"And what was that like, dare I ask?"
Frankly my dear, after a few unpleasantries, I was overcome by dysphagicorblerdementiologicu sabusio!"
"No! Really?"
"'Fraid so...just don't go hunting with him!"
They then both burst into gales of laughter, and sauntered off to have a relaxed, sumptuous dinner by candlelight.
That hapless moron. sitting on the window ledge, the two glamorous gentlemen were told days later, had self-combusted that same evening. Too much gas apparently. But, at least the crowd at the gallery loved it, who thought it a marvellously theatrical way to end the opening, except for the smell.
FINIS
cheers
fog
Comment by Mau-Medellin
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If you've got an accusation to make I suggest you make it clear! Furthermore, you'd better at least have some factual evidence to support any 'theory' you may have.
noun
the available body of facts or information indicating whether a belief or proposition is true or valid : the study finds little evidence of overt discrimination.
Law information given personally, drawn from a document, or in the form of material objects, tending or used to establish facts in a legal investigation or admissible as testimony in court : without evidence, they can't bring a charge.
signs; indications : there was no obvious evidence of a break-in.
I don't think emoticon's cut it sorry.
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HEAVENS!
Actually, the Pre-Raphaelite look is rather fetching and angelic...sigh...as I was once described by many, in the days when you were probably yet a glint in your parents' eyes...
by the way, wot did you think of my little story... I put as an answer to Samaritan?
cheers
fog
Comment by Mau-Medellin
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I am totally lost with that story... -confused- hehe
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but 'tis a cryptic tale indeed....
I should develop it properly, but, maybe I should finish my other story, about the single shoe....ummm..yes I should do that first, or I could weave it in....hmmmm..
cheers
fog
Comment by Mau-Medellin
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Fog, I've been writing a story about the single sock; maybe my sock and your shoe have something?
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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HAHAhaha
and then it gets better . . .
good one, Fog
priceless!
Comment by Tracy
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Yes, I've only been flitting around lately. Haven't got my bum in gear for any actual cohesive writing, only snippets of musings.
Hope all is well with you and Stella!!
Tracy
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Sooooo glad you are back...almost... me too actually.
Stella is nsore bags under my chair as I type, awaiting her early evening, rather pre-dusk, walk pawks!
My sister arrives from the USA tomorrow, with her American hubby, she has been overseas longer than she has lived in Oz now, and I see too little of her...recently, her youngest son made me a Great Unlce!!!
Cripes.... I was pleased for awhile, then felt rahter tatty and old..
anyhoo,
must make sure we keep chatting and commenting, so make a post soon!
cheers
fog
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great minds think alike... I think...
I started my single shoe story as a result of our dear Zimbabwean (now Ozzie) gurrlish friend Ash's blog,
what happened there?
when she posted a photo of a single sand shoe on a deserted pebble beach in Ireland... so I waxed lyrical in prose form, promised to finish the story, and never did...this is a year ago..(well, 8th June '08 so now I am trying to re-start that story in her archives...!
cheers
fog
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tanx muchly for de comps... tee hee... it has fired me up again, after my creative pyre was almost extinguished.. who would have thought I could base it on such an awful subject and enjoy the process... rather cathartic actually...
cheers
fog