Missile Smile
October 30th 2007 13:05
As she walked down the street,
swat swat,
her heels and hips,
were clipping,
a real big swagger,
HEY BIG FLY SWATTER,
wonnnn't...
you swat a little fly,
with me?
swat..swat swat,
swat swat!
Then she paused at the stop,
stop stop, bus stop,
then...,
bang bang!
two flies hit both her lips,
and teeth!
then she seemed to,
swear, swear, swear,
she would,
kill, kill ,kill,
BIG TIME!
annnnybody who dared,
open their mouth!
Then with swish of her hand,
hand HAND!
she swatted BIG TIME,
then they returned,
turned turned,
for a fourth time!
HEY BIG FLY CATCHER!
won't you swat another fly,
with me?
swat..swat, swat,
swat swat!
Feeling the heat, heat, heat,
she waved her hands,
FRANTIQUE...!
attracting blowflies...TEEMING!
who shot like missles, STEAMING!
into her smile, SCREAMING!
NOW coughing up,
BLOW FLYS CREAMING!
HEY BIG FLY PAPER!
HEY BIG FLY PAPER!
Wooonnnn't you come along with me,
swat swat swat,
swat swat!!!
fog
Sung loosely to the tune "Hey Big Spender", in dedication to my Orblepal, Trace de Face, fly swatter extraordinaire!!
swat swat,
her heels and hips,
were clipping,
a real big swagger,
HEY BIG FLY SWATTER,
wonnnn't...
you swat a little fly,
with me?
swat..swat swat,
swat swat!
Then she paused at the stop,
stop stop, bus stop,
then...,
bang bang!
two flies hit both her lips,
and teeth!
then she seemed to,
swear, swear, swear,
she would,
kill, kill ,kill,
BIG TIME!
annnnybody who dared,
open their mouth!
Then with swish of her hand,
hand HAND!
she swatted BIG TIME,
turned turned,
for a fourth time!
HEY BIG FLY CATCHER!
won't you swat another fly,
with me?
swat..swat, swat,
swat swat!
Feeling the heat, heat, heat,
she waved her hands,
FRANTIQUE...!
attracting blowflies...TEEMING!
who shot like missles, STEAMING!
into her smile, SCREAMING!
NOW coughing up,
BLOW FLYS CREAMING!
HEY BIG FLY PAPER!
HEY BIG FLY PAPER!
Wooonnnn't you come along with me,
swat swat swat,
swat swat!!!
fog
Sung loosely to the tune "Hey Big Spender", in dedication to my Orblepal, Trace de Face, fly swatter extraordinaire!!
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Comment by Tracy
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I feel famous and honoured...thank-you!
Tracy
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Comment by Tracy
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I must've looked like a mad women flicking flies away while grumbling expletives.
Ah well, it’s the inner city and allsorts happens...
Comment by Ash
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It`s when they fly up your nose..... we won`t go there!
Comment by KylieW
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Flies really can drive a person mental!!
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Hi MNG (via Fog)
Hope you're well,
Tracy
Comment by Mountain Fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
well this would have to be...(having just read it after writing it last night)...the WORST bit of doggeral I have created, but lots of fun, pity I couldn't remember the Hey Big Spender tune properly, to get a lyrical flow, anyway...
Tracy you sounded slightly unenthusiastic, but who could blame you!
Tnax for the larrffs Ash...hehe..
and MNG, I just want to hear you on tom toms, or bongos maybe!
KylieW, taa muchly,
and you too Louie gurrl
but...how come so many people comment and read my nonsense, but never comment on my serious political rantings...?
oh well...
cheers
fog
Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
I thought it was brilliant and as I said, was honoured you did it!! I sent it onto some friends too - that's how much I liked it.
This bit definitely describes me that day:
she waved her hands,
FRANTIQUE...!
attracting blowflies...TEEMING!
who shot like missles, STEAMING!
into her smile, SCREAMING!
NOW coughing up,
BLOW FLYS CREAMING!
Thanks, Fog. Have a great day, I'm not expecting any fly attacks this morning but the same might happen this afternoon...and I will probably laugh thinking about this ode...
Byeee