WORD SAUSAGE: penilerential
November 25th 2008 07:25
(WARNING: CRUDITY) TODAY'S WORD SAUSAGE: PENILERENTIAL (pronunciation: pee-nihal-err-enn-shill). Okay, so we have all heard the term "size queen" haven't we? Well, if not, the phrase originated in the gay community years ago, to indicate someone who prefers a BIG penis. Obviously, this preference is not unique to the gay world, but also applies to heterosexuals, both women and men.
Photo Credit: Wikipedia Commons: Public Domain released by subject model in photo)
I mean to say, which bloke wants to boast out loud that he has a small pee pee? No many that I can think of! Women, on the other hand, are divided on the issue, some prefer the 'average' sized penis, some a more healthy 'salami' size, and some, well, like the odd gay man, likes to be impaled by an elephantine like member.
Photo Credit: Excerpt from 20th U.S. edition of Gray's Anatomy of the Human Body, originally published in 1918 and therefore lapsed into the public domain.
What can I say? I'd rather post a lovely, proud and handsome photo of a healthily robust 'mamber', but Orbull Rules...you know.. and this anatomical drawing, yuck! It's enough to drive one straight! Well, maybe not quite that bad...unless you already are straight, then maybe you might reconsider your 'position' now? tee hee!
ETYMOLOGY
PREFERENTIAL
(Shorter Oxford Dictionary) of giving, receiving, preference (esp. preferential duties, treatment, as regards imports).
(Shorter Oxfog Dictionary): Having a preference for a large penis, either being the possessor of one, in that case male, or the receiver of one, either male or female, depending on the sexual preference.
PENIS
I DON'T have to explain what that is, now do I? Okay, stop begging, here goes..
(Shorter Oxford Dictionary): n. (pl. -nes). copulatory organ of male animal. Okay, I've known some animals in my day, but hey, who doesn't like a roll in the hay with a wolly mammoth every now and then?
(Shorter Oxfog Dictionary): , the masculine genital organ, used for procreation, pretend procreation, solo pleasure, penetration of all orifices, (but only one at a time, unless you suffer diphallia and have two penises LINK Diphallia and of course, those seen in side shows, if big enough. (vulgarity/slang) man-thang, love-pole, also known as party-stick, biggus-dickus, schlong, salami, hose, trunk, bull-dingus, man-pole, mamber, mega-member, leg splitter, klut-buster, arse-cleaver etc)
So, there we have it folks! Oh, here is a little bit of info for all the lusty an man proud males out there, and for your girlfriends and/or boyfriends.
WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE: SEE LINK: Penis
QUOTE:
Main article: Human penis size
While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) or (4.23 in, 7.53 in)[11][12][13]. The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.84 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (i.e. most penises are below average in size).
A research project, summarizing dozens of published studies conducted by physicians of different nationalities, shows that worldwide, erect-penis size averages vary between 9.6 and 16 cm (3.8 and 6.3 in). It has been suggested that this difference is caused not only by genetics, but also by environmental factors such as culture, diet, chemical/pollution exposure,[14][15][16] etc. Endocrine disruption resulting from chemical exposure has been linked to genital deformation in both sexes (among many other problems).
The longest officially documented human penis was a find by Doctor Robert L. Dickinson. It was 34.3 cm (13.5 in) long and 15.9 cm (6.26 in) around.[17] An even larger (but unofficial) measurement was obtained in 1969 by Dr. David Reuben, 35.6 cm (14.0 in) long.
UNQUOTE
OUCH!!! Now those last entries, they really do qualify for the title of BULL-DINGUS, and MAN-TRUNK!!!
Now off you all go and start comparing and measuring..and whatever...you lucky devils!
Introducing Mister Average.. the BIG version couldn't fit the page. sorry!
Photo Credit: Wikipedia Commons: Public Domain released by subject model in photo)
I mean to say, which bloke wants to boast out loud that he has a small pee pee? No many that I can think of! Women, on the other hand, are divided on the issue, some prefer the 'average' sized penis, some a more healthy 'salami' size, and some, well, like the odd gay man, likes to be impaled by an elephantine like member.
Introducing The Penis, with labels attached.
Photo Credit: Excerpt from 20th U.S. edition of Gray's Anatomy of the Human Body, originally published in 1918 and therefore lapsed into the public domain.
What can I say? I'd rather post a lovely, proud and handsome photo of a healthily robust 'mamber', but Orbull Rules...you know.. and this anatomical drawing, yuck! It's enough to drive one straight! Well, maybe not quite that bad...unless you already are straight, then maybe you might reconsider your 'position' now? tee hee!
ETYMOLOGY
PREFERENTIAL
(Shorter Oxford Dictionary) of giving, receiving, preference (esp. preferential duties, treatment, as regards imports).
(Shorter Oxfog Dictionary): Having a preference for a large penis, either being the possessor of one, in that case male, or the receiver of one, either male or female, depending on the sexual preference.
PENIS
I DON'T have to explain what that is, now do I? Okay, stop begging, here goes..
(Shorter Oxford Dictionary): n. (pl. -nes). copulatory organ of male animal. Okay, I've known some animals in my day, but hey, who doesn't like a roll in the hay with a wolly mammoth every now and then?
(Shorter Oxfog Dictionary): , the masculine genital organ, used for procreation, pretend procreation, solo pleasure, penetration of all orifices, (but only one at a time, unless you suffer diphallia and have two penises LINK Diphallia and of course, those seen in side shows, if big enough. (vulgarity/slang) man-thang, love-pole, also known as party-stick, biggus-dickus, schlong, salami, hose, trunk, bull-dingus, man-pole, mamber, mega-member, leg splitter, klut-buster, arse-cleaver etc)
So, there we have it folks! Oh, here is a little bit of info for all the lusty an man proud males out there, and for your girlfriends and/or boyfriends.
WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE: SEE LINK: Penis
QUOTE:
Main article: Human penis size
While results vary across studies, the consensus is that the average erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length with a 95% confidence interval of (10.7 cm, 19.1 cm) or (4.23 in, 7.53 in)[11][12][13]. The typical girth or circumference is approximately 12.3 cm (4.84 in) when fully erect. The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (i.e. most penises are below average in size).
A research project, summarizing dozens of published studies conducted by physicians of different nationalities, shows that worldwide, erect-penis size averages vary between 9.6 and 16 cm (3.8 and 6.3 in). It has been suggested that this difference is caused not only by genetics, but also by environmental factors such as culture, diet, chemical/pollution exposure,[14][15][16] etc. Endocrine disruption resulting from chemical exposure has been linked to genital deformation in both sexes (among many other problems).
The longest officially documented human penis was a find by Doctor Robert L. Dickinson. It was 34.3 cm (13.5 in) long and 15.9 cm (6.26 in) around.[17] An even larger (but unofficial) measurement was obtained in 1969 by Dr. David Reuben, 35.6 cm (14.0 in) long.
UNQUOTE
OUCH!!! Now those last entries, they really do qualify for the title of BULL-DINGUS, and MAN-TRUNK!!!
Now off you all go and start comparing and measuring..and whatever...you lucky devils!
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
I have previously spent many an hour researching that particular organ, but my memory fails me, so I had to look it up on Wikipedia!
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tanx, for the positive feedback...
(I'm pretending you gave me a compliment by saying its the weirdest blog!)
'weird'...not funny...oh well...
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I know what you mean alt-ed...
sigh..but ruddy Orble will not adopt my idea (suggested ages ago) that we separate into adult and junior, and keep them separate!
Jorble and Sorble were my suggestions, frankly, I cannot understand why they can't do it, as other sites have done.
anyhoo, glad you liked my blog in a weird way, admittedly, it is not my usual fare of humour, but part of me probably wanted to provoke the puritans, however, I guess they stopped reading my blog (like most people) many moons ago!
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I'll just imagine the many lovely C*** pics you could have posted... "Welcome to Infognito, where your imagination is my blogs success!"
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I can imagine all the new blog titles too, like, "Muff N' Stuff", "Cock-a-Doodle-Do", and what about some sexy pseudo religious bent sites like; "Salaam Salami", "AHH MEN!!", "ONTO Christian Soldiers!!", "Crown of Horns!!"...I could go on, but...
I can feel the rattling of spiritual sabres and hear echoes of building funeral pyres...
Interestingly, the witches, when burnt at the stake, had "faggots" of dry brush etc to burn them with..
I like the idea of faggots burning...maybe not witches, (poor female victims of more extreme right wing male mysogeny), but I could think of some who would deserve that fate!
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