WORD SAUSAGE: Egotesticle
November 20th 2008 07:10
My new category, WORD SAUSAGE, is where I will display newly created words, derived from combinations of pre-existing words, which I have effeminately and lovingly minced together, entrusting you will mentally devour them, like a hot bratwurst in a cold Hoffbrau House!
My goal, by coining these hybrid, (potential) dictonary additions, is to further define aspects of society, to enlighten and amuse, by tincture of sarcastic wit, to whet your intellectual appetite.
Or, I'm doing this because I am bored to death and this is but the start of yet another paltry, short lived creative effort on my part!
However, some personal, spiritual relief may be gained, by the venting of my overly engorged, well endowed spleen, thereby creating opportunity to spit vindictive and acerbic bile onto the well deserving pseudo face, the self serving mores, of today's brittle, blinded and bigoted society.
Truthfully, it's more likely because of my current feelings of ennui and moribund anguish, due to a, (hopefully temporary), lacklustre poetic imagination...
WELCOME TO MY INAUGURAL WORD SAUSAGE POST!
Dexter Jackson, pictured below, is obviously a very proud and 'ballsy' bloke, just check out his marble packet!!
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TODAY'S WORD:
EGOTESTICLE:
(Etymology: Combining the original words, egotistical and testicle.)
Definition:
A male's over-inflated pride in his own physique, oafish attitude towards smaller and/or weaker people.
(Egotesticular)
In particular:
Defining the attitude of, (but not restricted to) a testosterone fuelled male chauvanist, who tacitly boasts of his manly prowess and superiority, based on the size and strength of his body, while ignoring the weakness of his sexually febrile and furtive, ill-informed, crude intellect.
(Vulgarity): 'Ballsiness': inference; testicle size being indicative of manliness, (usually not revealed is the fact that, many a muscle man's 'tackle' has had to be surgically enhanced, due to shrinkage from anabolic steroidal abuse).
Obviously, our muscle man Dexter Jackson is not an abuser of steroids, as his 'tackle' seems a healthy size. Good on him! He is a role model for all that wish to look like a deep sea crustacean, (crab anyone?).
Steroidal use by men, particularly anabolic steroids, have some nasty side effects, such as;
loss of hair, testicle shrinkage, male mammary enlargement, decreased sperm count, loss of erectile function etc.
PHOTO CREDIT: This image has been (or is hereby) released into the public domain by its author, Mike Young at the wikipedia project. This applies worldwide.
In case this is not legally possible: Mike Young grants anyone the right to use this work for any purpose, without any conditions, unless such conditions are required by law.
Steroidal abuse in women, however, has the opposite effect; creating small breasts, body hair and an enlarged clitoris. Luckily for them, it does not also create big balls. Well, maybe some women would prefer that? Maybe some men would prefer some women had big balls? I refuse to judge them! We all live in a wonderfully diverse world, let us accept and embrace our differences, and eschew our petty prejudices.
Speaking of petty prejudices and societal angst in general, maybe we should all be nude, all of the time?
Ever been to a nudist beach? Walking onto one, when still dressed, is a very awkward and embarrasing sensation, especially the first time. However, as soon as you take your clothes off, you feel normal again, you stop noticing people are naked and you are not at all horny about seeing other naked people. It is an amazing sensation and quite liberating.
I admit, I had to be dragged there by a friend, and no, I do not frequent such places anymore! A few nude beach visits, when I was a rather attractive twink, was quite enough to sate my curiosity, besides, now that I look more like a dugong, I'd find it difficult remaining on the dry sand, with so many people wanting to help beached sea life around these days.
PHOTO CREDIT: This is a file from the Wikimedia Commons. The description on its description page there is shown below.
This is a file from the Wikimedia Commons. LINK: Marion Jones Wikipedia
Poor Marion Jones, she seemed so sweet, but in the end, just another drug cheat!
My goal, by coining these hybrid, (potential) dictonary additions, is to further define aspects of society, to enlighten and amuse, by tincture of sarcastic wit, to whet your intellectual appetite.
Or, I'm doing this because I am bored to death and this is but the start of yet another paltry, short lived creative effort on my part!
However, some personal, spiritual relief may be gained, by the venting of my overly engorged, well endowed spleen, thereby creating opportunity to spit vindictive and acerbic bile onto the well deserving pseudo face, the self serving mores, of today's brittle, blinded and bigoted society.
Truthfully, it's more likely because of my current feelings of ennui and moribund anguish, due to a, (hopefully temporary), lacklustre poetic imagination...
WELCOME TO MY INAUGURAL WORD SAUSAGE POST!
Dexter Jackson, pictured below, is obviously a very proud and 'ballsy' bloke, just check out his marble packet!!
Dexter Jackson: Australian Champ. 2008 IFBB Australian Pro Grand Prix VIII
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Required attribution text: Really Long Link
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TODAY'S WORD:
EGOTESTICLE:
(Etymology: Combining the original words, egotistical and testicle.)
Definition:
A male's over-inflated pride in his own physique, oafish attitude towards smaller and/or weaker people.
(Egotesticular)
In particular:
Defining the attitude of, (but not restricted to) a testosterone fuelled male chauvanist, who tacitly boasts of his manly prowess and superiority, based on the size and strength of his body, while ignoring the weakness of his sexually febrile and furtive, ill-informed, crude intellect.
(Vulgarity): 'Ballsiness': inference; testicle size being indicative of manliness, (usually not revealed is the fact that, many a muscle man's 'tackle' has had to be surgically enhanced, due to shrinkage from anabolic steroidal abuse).
Obviously, our muscle man Dexter Jackson is not an abuser of steroids, as his 'tackle' seems a healthy size. Good on him! He is a role model for all that wish to look like a deep sea crustacean, (crab anyone?).
Steroidal use by men, particularly anabolic steroids, have some nasty side effects, such as;
loss of hair, testicle shrinkage, male mammary enlargement, decreased sperm count, loss of erectile function etc.
OUCH! Look out, steroids can hurt your balls!
PHOTO CREDIT: This image has been (or is hereby) released into the public domain by its author, Mike Young at the wikipedia project. This applies worldwide.
In case this is not legally possible: Mike Young grants anyone the right to use this work for any purpose, without any conditions, unless such conditions are required by law.
Steroidal abuse in women, however, has the opposite effect; creating small breasts, body hair and an enlarged clitoris. Luckily for them, it does not also create big balls. Well, maybe some women would prefer that? Maybe some men would prefer some women had big balls? I refuse to judge them! We all live in a wonderfully diverse world, let us accept and embrace our differences, and eschew our petty prejudices.
Speaking of petty prejudices and societal angst in general, maybe we should all be nude, all of the time?
Ever been to a nudist beach? Walking onto one, when still dressed, is a very awkward and embarrasing sensation, especially the first time. However, as soon as you take your clothes off, you feel normal again, you stop noticing people are naked and you are not at all horny about seeing other naked people. It is an amazing sensation and quite liberating.
I admit, I had to be dragged there by a friend, and no, I do not frequent such places anymore! A few nude beach visits, when I was a rather attractive twink, was quite enough to sate my curiosity, besides, now that I look more like a dugong, I'd find it difficult remaining on the dry sand, with so many people wanting to help beached sea life around these days.
Marion...always thought she had balls...tee hee!!
PHOTO CREDIT: This is a file from the Wikimedia Commons. The description on its description page there is shown below.
This is a file from the Wikimedia Commons. LINK: Marion Jones Wikipedia
Poor Marion Jones, she seemed so sweet, but in the end, just another drug cheat!
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Comment by Tracy
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Tracy
PS hope your ennui passes soon.
Comment by Lilla
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Bravo, I too look forward to more of your bemused cojoinings ... I think you should apply to have this added as a slang term.
Lilla ...
PS
Stumbled on a colony once by accident by the river in Kambah ACT... oops, pardon. Awkward indeed, didnt stay to check out whether removing my clothes publicly would have done anything buy make me comfortable *chuckle* but I didnt feel comfortable with them on either, nor was I made too, thats for sure. Hi tailed it out of there real quick.
Comment by Bill Green
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Now, word strength is far superior. Words can be used against such bulky individuals because they can't run.
Comment by Mountain Fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
sometimes something ludicrously funny may appear from my mental haze and malaise, but only sometimes..
I now fear this is th eonly word sausage I will ever coin.... oh well..
cheers
fog
Comment by Mountain Fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
tanx, tis a bit o fun, hoping that it will fertilize my currently creatively barren, gibber desert mind...
cheers
fog
OH! And your nudist colony experience...haa haaa!! Wot a larrrfff...tee hee! It IS SOOO embarrasing the first time entering, well a nude beach for me at least. I was surprised to see an article yesterday regarding people wanting a nude beach in Sydney (didn't read it) as Lady Jane Beach, on the harbour, a popular gay nude beach for 40 years and also Obelisk Beach on the North Shore, was always a place for such, it being difficult to access, lovely spot.
cheers
fog
Comment by Morgan Bell
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you learn something new every day!
Comment by Mountain Fog
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haha!
That is funny, I've never seen that happen! How hysterical..sooo if I want to say something rude to a muscle boy, or muscle mary asthe gay version is known, all I have to do is first ask whether they are a serious weight training for fitness, or are they a body builder...
Well, come to think of it, one usually knows the body builders from a mile away, as they ceased resembling the human form many years beforehand!
cheers
fog
Comment by Mountain Fog
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so when are you starting your dose...tee hee!!
cheers
fog
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i wonder if the clitoris enlarges to penis size?
if so, i may just think about it!
Comment by Mountain Fog
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I have known one 'guy' like that, not biblically known, but an acquaintance.
So, you could then go about picking up doofus bogan men and giving them a LOT more than they bargained for...but many probably secretly dreamed about!!
cheers
fog
Comment by Morgan Bell
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haha hours of entertainment for the whole family!