ATOMIC TEETH????
June 8th 2008 12:52
Our fangs glow in the dark!!
According to a recent article in the Daily Telegraph, if you were born in the 1950's onwards, then your teeth have absorbed Carbon-14, a residue from nuclear fallout. This is true no matter where you were born, or live in the world, for the combined fallout of hundreds of atomic bomb tests have completely covered the entire planet, to some degree.
While that may not sound appetising, it is relatively harmless, and in fact there is a side benefit according to forensic scientists, where they can more accurately date a body, because of the Carbon-14 in our teeth. Anyone born before the Atomic Era, does not have such a high level of Carbon-14, so that in itself helps to identify again.
This applies not only to "Baby Boomers", but everyone onwards, yes that means you Gens. 'X" and "Y" and of course, it includes the much anticipated, Generation "Z"!!!
So, next time you go to clean your teeth, turn off the light, you never know, they may glow in the dark!!
ATOMIC Whitening Toothpaste. It's the bomb!
Remember those old toothpaste TV commercials like, Colgate's "RIng of Confidence" and Ipana's "That Ipana Smile!"
My idea of a toothpaste commercial;
ATOMIC TOOTHPASTE!
MAKES YOUR TEETH GLOW!
Leaves you with that EXPLOSIVE aftertaste!
Now try our NEW flavour,
Breathtaking Strontium-90!!!
Brush your teeth with ATOMIC TOOTHPASTE everyday....
...and you'll really light up the room with your ATOMIC smile!
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Comment by tlcorbin
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Oh, wait up, I already have some of it . . . so that's why my eye floaters glow in the dark Fog, phew a mystery solved.
Raven
Comment by Morgan Bell
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Comment by tlcorbin
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It's crappy, but we can all fight over this now.
Raven
Comment by Mountain Fog
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yes the entire planet tissems has been 'dusted' with radioactive fallout, with the weather systems spreading it around.
Seems little wonder why there has been an increase in all sorts of illnesses.
cheers..keep smiling!
fog
Comment by Mountain Fog
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you are right! Particularly Americans, according to an article I read ages ago. Americans' bodies las the longest! YIKES! Well, good for undertakers I suppose, as the corpsess arrive at the funeral parlour 'reday to go'!
cheers
fog
Comment by linzi
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I HAVENT SEEN IT MYSELF ONLY HEARD ABOUT IT. APPERANTLY ITS A GIRL WITH A SET OF FUROSHOUS KNASHERS UP HER FLUE. SHE GOES TO A GYNI AND HE TAKES A LOOK AND SHE BITES HIS HAND OFF, I ONLY SAW THE TRAILER . ITS QUITE COMICLE TO WATCH LOOK OUT FOR IT THE TITLE YES YOU GUESSED IT TEETH. GOOD BYE PS READ MY BLOG ON THE RAMPENT RABBIT. BYE4 NOW
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no have not heard of that ..BUT.. I have heard of the mental pathological condition known as...wait for it...
VAGINA DENTATA!!!
This is where a male has fears that a vagina will have teeth... can you imagine???
I used to work for a shrink, so I found out a lot about that sort of stuff there, amazing really. Can't remember whether women also had the condition?
cheers...and here's to gumming!!!
fog
P.S. It sounds a really bizarre idea for a movie however, and the fact that it got made AMAZES me!!!