The Culinary Hearse
December 6th 2007 06:53
What could be more vile,
than eating crocodile?
Could it be,
a koala cutlet, or three?
How about a brioche,
rammed with platypus?
Or deep fried bull frog,
and a cup of green tea?
That it would have to be!
For no one could goad,
one into eating, cane toad!
To think of wallop of wallaby,
garnished with gin a la galah,
or rump of wombat,
with a bandicoot broulee'.
Then there's always;
candied kangaroo,
and chocolate covered lizard,
minus the gizzard,
and creme caramel cockies,
humming with honey bees.
But let's not forget,
echidna pomme fritte,
nor taipan supreme,
lathered in funnel web cream.
OH! What a hideous dinner,
it would be!
(#52 30-4-94 St.Andrews)
copyright fog 1994
than eating crocodile?
Could it be,
a koala cutlet, or three?
How about a brioche,
rammed with platypus?
Or deep fried bull frog,
and a cup of green tea?
That it would have to be!
For no one could goad,
one into eating, cane toad!
To think of wallop of wallaby,
garnished with gin a la galah,
or rump of wombat,
with a bandicoot broulee'.
Then there's always;
candied kangaroo,
and chocolate covered lizard,
minus the gizzard,
and creme caramel cockies,
humming with honey bees.
But let's not forget,
echidna pomme fritte,
nor taipan supreme,
lathered in funnel web cream.
OH! What a hideous dinner,
it would be!
(#52 30-4-94 St.Andrews)
copyright fog 1994
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Comment by Mountain Fog
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that poem came to me after I had spent some time in Darwin, which seems to have a recipe for everything!
cheers
fog
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