UN NOW DENIES APPOINTING ALIEN AMBASSADOR!!
September 30th 2010 13:09
A real Alien Ambassador
It was reported by LOTS of media all over the net, from mainstream to the far out wacky fringe, we all heard that the United Nations had selected an Ambassador to represnet Earth when 'they' establish contact.
Malaysian scientist Mazlan Othman, an astrophysicist, and current head of the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs, (UNOOSA), was reported as accepting the job of being the first point of contact for visiting aliens, and representative of all human beings born on Earth.
I would suggest that Othman's forst duty is to point out that we have traffic laws on Earth and require all vehicles to be parked legally and safely.
Bad parking in Russia
I would also like to take this opportunity to remind the Alien Ambassador to make sure all visiting Aliens be sober when flying through our atmosphere.
Another Alien drunk crashes his UFO!
Also, the UN Alien Ambassador might remind all Aliens that they need to control their alcohol intake at diplomatic parties, even if they are not flying their UFO home that night.
MORE VODKA! His last words...
Clearly, Madam Ambassador Othman is going to have her hands full keeping all the Aliens in line, and this is just the Greys, what about the rest of them?!!
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