WORD SAUSAGE: ambisinistemaquilcloch
December 13th 2008 08:36
TODAY'S WORD SAUSAGE: ambisinistemaquilcloch (ambi-sinis-te-maquil-cloch). A long winded way of saying " BOGAN* MAKEUP ARTISAN!" You see them every day, people who should have makeup withheld from their claw's grasp, at least until a government programme can be funded to supply makeup artists for the needy and stupid.
FOOTNOTE(*): Bogan; a person of low financial means and background, devoid of manners, taste, and public decorum, typically associated with street drunkeness, violence, madness, alcoholism and addiction, smoking cigarette butts from the footpath, vomiting, stealing, stupidity, unsuccessful burglary, body odour and illegitimate children; American version "trailer trash."
For further education on Bogan life please refer to my earlier post: Follow this LINK:
bogan life link
The really terrible exponents, of bad makeup, you can see from afar; they often have thick bright garish blue eyelids, long, fake, crookedly applied eyelashes, no eyebrows, just another wobbly line made by what resembles the scrapings of a discarded cigarette butt, caked on pan make up that has cracked into deep fissures where the natural lines of the face appear and cheeks, daubed with yet another lurid colour, usually red, to highlight what used to be the position of cheekbones, but now is the depository of clotted, sagging and uneven fat reserves, from too much palm oil infused, cheap takeaway food.
Photo Credit: public domain link
Page 1 of Bogue (Parody of the words Bogan and Vogue) found in the April issue of MDNW. Model: Dasan Ker. Text: Katherine Mandis. Photography and Layout: Thomas Batcheler. MDNW Editor: Francesca De Jong.
Is it all their fault? Should I be so cruel, at their expense, if their appearance and most likely their intellect, has been so deleteriously affected by all the ingested food additives, pesticides, preservatives and cheap 'exotic' oils (formerly labelled "unfit for human consumption")...hmmm?
No, probably not, but, they are an easy target, so why not! I know Orble's resident unofficial Bogan-Lite Frau, Morgan Bell, would appreciate it!
NOTE: (Why "unofficial", because true bogans never get invited officially to anything, and they may take any reference to acceptance, invitation, or inclusion, as an insult.)
TODAY'S WORD SAUSAGE:
ambisinistemaquilcloch (ambi-sinis-te-maquil-cloch)
DEFINITION:
The hapless, unsophisticated, clumsy, garish and artless application of make up, using both hands and/or fists, without any consideration to subtlety, or tasteful tonal blending. Common to coastal and inland bogans, (boganus vulgaris; sub-genus: turpis boganus vulgaris rudis), it is almost obligatory in the most southern states of Australia and the forest dwellers to be found there, usually drunk, under park benches. (Longer Oxfog Dictionary)
ETYMOLOGY FOR WORD SAUSAGE:
ambisinister (am-bi-SIN-uh-stuhr)
MEANING:
adjective: Clumsy with both hands. (Literally, with two left hands.)
From Latin ambi- (both) sinister (on the left side).
maquillage (ma-kee-AAZH)
MEANING:
noun: Makeup or cosmetics.
From French maquillage (makeup), from maquiller (to apply makeup). Ultimately from the Indo-European root mag-/mak- (to knead, to fit) that is also the source of words make, mason, mass, match, and mingle.
clochard (KLOH-shahr)
MEANING:
noun: A beggar; vagrant.
From French clocher (to limp), from Latin clopus (lame).
Word Source Credit: "Wordsmith"
DISCLAIMER:
THIS POST WAS NOT SPONSORED BY ANY REPUTABLE COSMETIC COMPANY NOR IS IT INTENDED TO REFLECT BADLY ON THE RESTORATIVE POSSIBILITIES OF MAKEUP IN IMPROVING ONE'S APPEARANCE AND SOCIAL STANDING, PROVIDED THAT, SUCH MAKEUP IS NOT APPLIED BY A BOGAN, PARTICULARLY BY A DRUNKEN BOGAN, WHICH IS A TAUTOLOGICAL STATEMENT ANYWAY, AS BOGANS ARE ALWAYS IN A STATE OF STUPEFACTION.
GOD BLESS THE BOGANS, FOR THEY MAKE US ALL LOOK GOOD IN COMPARISON!!
FOOTNOTE(*): Bogan; a person of low financial means and background, devoid of manners, taste, and public decorum, typically associated with street drunkeness, violence, madness, alcoholism and addiction, smoking cigarette butts from the footpath, vomiting, stealing, stupidity, unsuccessful burglary, body odour and illegitimate children; American version "trailer trash."
For further education on Bogan life please refer to my earlier post: Follow this LINK:
bogan life link
The really terrible exponents, of bad makeup, you can see from afar; they often have thick bright garish blue eyelids, long, fake, crookedly applied eyelashes, no eyebrows, just another wobbly line made by what resembles the scrapings of a discarded cigarette butt, caked on pan make up that has cracked into deep fissures where the natural lines of the face appear and cheeks, daubed with yet another lurid colour, usually red, to highlight what used to be the position of cheekbones, but now is the depository of clotted, sagging and uneven fat reserves, from too much palm oil infused, cheap takeaway food.
BOGUE Magazine. A celebration of vulgarity and bad taste!
Photo Credit: public domain link
Page 1 of Bogue (Parody of the words Bogan and Vogue) found in the April issue of MDNW. Model: Dasan Ker. Text: Katherine Mandis. Photography and Layout: Thomas Batcheler. MDNW Editor: Francesca De Jong.
Is it all their fault? Should I be so cruel, at their expense, if their appearance and most likely their intellect, has been so deleteriously affected by all the ingested food additives, pesticides, preservatives and cheap 'exotic' oils (formerly labelled "unfit for human consumption")...hmmm?
No, probably not, but, they are an easy target, so why not! I know Orble's resident unofficial Bogan-Lite Frau, Morgan Bell, would appreciate it!
NOTE: (Why "unofficial", because true bogans never get invited officially to anything, and they may take any reference to acceptance, invitation, or inclusion, as an insult.)
TODAY'S WORD SAUSAGE:
ambisinistemaquilcloch (ambi-sinis-te-maquil-cloch)
DEFINITION:
The hapless, unsophisticated, clumsy, garish and artless application of make up, using both hands and/or fists, without any consideration to subtlety, or tasteful tonal blending. Common to coastal and inland bogans, (boganus vulgaris; sub-genus: turpis boganus vulgaris rudis), it is almost obligatory in the most southern states of Australia and the forest dwellers to be found there, usually drunk, under park benches. (Longer Oxfog Dictionary)
ETYMOLOGY FOR WORD SAUSAGE:
ambisinister (am-bi-SIN-uh-stuhr)
MEANING:
adjective: Clumsy with both hands. (Literally, with two left hands.)
From Latin ambi- (both) sinister (on the left side).
maquillage (ma-kee-AAZH)
MEANING:
noun: Makeup or cosmetics.
From French maquillage (makeup), from maquiller (to apply makeup). Ultimately from the Indo-European root mag-/mak- (to knead, to fit) that is also the source of words make, mason, mass, match, and mingle.
clochard (KLOH-shahr)
MEANING:
noun: A beggar; vagrant.
From French clocher (to limp), from Latin clopus (lame).
Word Source Credit: "Wordsmith"
DISCLAIMER:
THIS POST WAS NOT SPONSORED BY ANY REPUTABLE COSMETIC COMPANY NOR IS IT INTENDED TO REFLECT BADLY ON THE RESTORATIVE POSSIBILITIES OF MAKEUP IN IMPROVING ONE'S APPEARANCE AND SOCIAL STANDING, PROVIDED THAT, SUCH MAKEUP IS NOT APPLIED BY A BOGAN, PARTICULARLY BY A DRUNKEN BOGAN, WHICH IS A TAUTOLOGICAL STATEMENT ANYWAY, AS BOGANS ARE ALWAYS IN A STATE OF STUPEFACTION.
GOD BLESS THE BOGANS, FOR THEY MAKE US ALL LOOK GOOD IN COMPARISON!!
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Comment by Tracy
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Comment by Mountain Fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
cheers
fog
Comment by Janet Collins
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This is from experience. I have had to explain the term many a time.
Comment by Mountain Fog
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I have, in the past, given a definition, by example, at Morgan Bell's expense, but then, she asked, no begged, for it! (in jest of course!).
But, maybe you are right, i should define the essential component, in fact, you are absolutely right!
cheers and I shall attend to this now..
fog
Comment by Morgan Bell
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haha i love it!
Comment by Michaelie
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Oh how do you do it? V funny, Foggy.
And the worst - the ones that tattoo the eyeliner and lipliner and so forth on. Terrible!
Mich
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ooohh yes! I forgot about the 'permanent' eyeliner set, and eyebrows....eeeewwww... they all look so creepy, which is fine when 20, but have they stopped to think what they will look like when they are 50?
The goths I include in all that!
cheers
and tanx for the compliment!
fog
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QUOTE ME NO QUOTES!
cheers
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